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My list is the only correct one out there. When these fools at my school try handing out this stupid survey for a stupid yearbook that makes other kids feel ashamed for themselves, I was the only sensible one and I thought carefully to make this. Why do they do this? It's an idiotic, asinine bastardization of labeling and describing other students that you personally don't give two craps about, assuming you owned any craps in the first place.